Episode 817 - RIP Queen Elizabeth II
Ross Patterson Revolution!
Tetherball Academy Media
4.9 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 September 2022
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Queen Elizabeth II, the longest reigning monarch in British history, died today at the age of 96. She is succeeded by her son, the newly crowned King Charles. Plus -- Olivia Wilde was a nightmare director on the set of 'Don't Worry Darling', and Thai authorities mistook a sex doll for a dead body.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross in Patterson Revolution! |
| 0:16.0 | Ross you by GoSpit.com! |
| 0:24.0 | We've got a death to reports in Kensington, London, United Kingdom. |
| 0:36.0 | Queen is gone. |
| 0:46.0 | Freddie Mercury, a lead singer of Queen passed away 1991. |
| 0:52.0 | It's about 31 years ago and still haven't really gotten over it fully. |
| 0:58.0 | I mean look, I just don't think this is a time to joke. |
| 1:02.0 | Sure, sure. |
| 1:04.0 | Because a young gal is... |
| 1:12.0 | Something else happened? |
| 1:14.0 | Serning. |
| 1:16.0 | Happening to a young gal who has so much more to do. |
| 1:22.0 | So Queen Elizabeth, the second A.K.A. the Duce, that's what they call her. |
| 1:28.0 | No they don't. |
| 1:30.0 | Yes they do. They call her that. |
| 1:32.0 | All over the palace. They call her the big Duce. |
| 1:34.0 | Oh my gosh. |
| 1:36.0 | For two reasons. Obviously she's the second. |
| 1:38.0 | And she used to leave huge, huge shits in the royal toilet. |
| 1:44.0 | They call her log jammer. |
| 1:46.0 | Look, there's some inside info that I have that you don't and I'm sorry. |
| 1:50.0 | There was a one-butler who his job was to swing a poop axe. |
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