Episode 81: The It's Been World Record

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2018

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

We start today's proceedings by talking about a one hour documentary on Japanese trains, including men fashioning a light fitting 'the old fashioned way', whatever that means. It's not as boring as it sounds though, and before you know it we've moved on to camel urine anyway, so that's a plus.

Elsewhere on your all-new episode of The Luke and Pete Show, there's more sodium-based tom foolery, actors that didn't act more than once and a big end-of-show finale as Pete attempts a physical and mental feat that any sane man wouldn't even consider...

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0:00.0	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
0:03.4	Thank you for calling National Lottery. I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
0:07.4	Yeah, I think I have. I'd just take to double check before I do a cartwheel.
0:11.0	Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.
0:15.0	Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do now?
0:18.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
0:20.0	I got a hair...
0:22.0	This Christmas, it could be you.
0:24.0	The National Lottery.
0:26.0	Rules and procedures apply.
0:28.0	Players must be 18 or over.
0:30.0	Picture this.
0:32.0	Static cars, idling engines, angry horns.
0:38.0	Now, picture you, zooming past it all, light and breezy.
0:45.0	Ah, the sweet feeling of whizzing past traffic.
0:51.0	Book your train journey via Avant westcoast.co. UK.
0:55.0	avante west coast feel good travel. You're not going to be. What a crisp drum sound that track has. Finger clicks. Like clicky in it, click
1:21.3	click. How you doing? Pete Donaldson here and Luke Moer,
1:24.0	and we collectively together.
1:26.0	Can you be collective if you're two people?
1:28.0	I don't know.
1:29.0	Either way, it's the Luton Peach Shore,
	...

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