Episode 81 - Philippines American War Part 3: War Crimes and Misdemeanors

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Lions Led By Donkeys

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4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2019

⏱️ 53 minutes

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At the conclusion of our series on the Philippines American War we dive into the Moro Rebellion and American war crimes so prolific they are turned into things of legend in the modern day. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/creator-home Support Brandon Lee: https://www.gofundme.com/f/save-brandon-lee Follow us on Twitter @lions_by Buy our stuff on Teespring: https://teespring.com/stores/lions-led-by-donkeys-store

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0:00.0	The little.
0:14.7	And welcome to yet another episode of the lines led by Donkeys'
0:19.9	podcast.
0:21.6	I'm Joe and with me today is Nick in his absolutely terrible November mustache.
0:27.0	You know Army regs make it look like a pedophile.
0:30.0	All mustaches look like a pedophile mustache.
0:33.2	Mm.
0:34.2	The I, all right, so Joshua Chamberlain's mustache in the Gettysburg movie,
0:39.3	Baller.
0:40.3	Yes.
0:41.3	Can't pull that off here. I think that the Army recruiting system would be much better if they're like, grow whatever the fuck you want. Yeah, it'd be fucking awesome. I mean, but there's so many people who can't
0:56.9	gra mustaches or beards that just walk around look like somebody glued like
1:00.0	pubes to their face. Very true.
1:02.7	Yeah.
1:03.6	Because I see that every time I go anywhere
1:05.8	and people's like, yeah, I'm trying to grow a beard.
1:08.2	It's like, it's only on your neck.
1:10.7	Ew. I don't like the people that just shave the mustache and leave the beard.
1:17.7	It looks weird.
1:18.5	It's terrible.
1:19.5	Yeah.
1:20.5	Mustaches should never be alone but also beards need company.
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