Hey, welcome to the happy rant.

My name is Ted Cluck and I'm joined here in studio by my good friends Barnabas Piper and Ronald J Martin.

And gentlemen, we just wrapped up the Easter holiday,

which was strange in that,

well, it's always kind of strange

to see the way that this holiday is marketed, but one of my enduring memories of it was I'm standing in a Walgreens the night before Easter with some family members and we're just kind of tossing collections of like

pastel crap into into our baskets because there's there's the expectation that you that you give your kids some stuff on Easter which is

Dude, it's just strange. It's like you know nothing honors the

the risen Christ more than like a gigantic chocolate, you know, Star Wars guy or whatever.

Yeah, the whole thing is just a little bit crazy, but I'm going to dive right into our first topic here and

Bigar this is one that that you had suggested and apparently there are churches

that are now so big and and the money money is is raining so heavily that they can afford to hire

helicopters to fly over their gigantic compound and drop Easter eggs so that the kids from these

particular churches will be able to toddle around and collect plastic eggs

that have dropped out of a helicopter and And this is supposed to be the thing

that will ignite the hearts of people

and draw them to the church.

So guys, Barnabas, you're the son of a pastor, Big R, you are a pastor.

I am just a cynical guy.

So I'm gonna, I'm gonna let you guys speak into this one and then I'll tell you a little story about about church on Easter Sunday.

But, Bigar, what do you think of this whole phenomenon?

Yeah, you know, it's kind of come up the last few years because I don't know how but every time during my you know my Easter

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