Episode 81 – Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter
The Worst Bestsellers
Worst Bestsellers
4.5 • 609 Ratings
🗓️ 11 September 2017
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
Kait and Renata decided to take a break from sexy vampires and learn some more about our nation’s history, so they asked KL (@momebie, @LaraEckener) to read Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter by Seth Grahame-Smith with them. They learned that white people are bad and vampires are even worse. Tuck your headphones under your stovepipe hat and listen now!
Readers advisory: Here.
Footnotes: “I Don’t Want To Watch Slavery Fan-Fiction” by Roxane Gay
Queer as a Five Dollar Bill by Lee Wind
Was Lincoln Bisexual? by Gore Vidal
Lincoln the Lover by Wilma Frances Minor
Worst Bestsellers #46 – Killing Lincoln
How Did This Get Made #108 – Con Air with Seth Grahame-Smith
Candy pairing: Kait says wax vampire fangs, KL says root beer barrels, Renata says old timey stick candy.
Coming up next: Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to worst bestsellers, where we read about the Illinois Rail Splitter so you don't have to. |
| 0:17.9 | I'm Renata. |
| 0:19.4 | And I'm Kate. |
| 0:20.5 | And for this episode, we read Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter by Seth Graham |
| 0:25.2 | Smith. Joining us to discuss this alternate history where the good guys win is K.L. Lincoln |
| 0:32.3 | fan and repentant Southerner. Howdy y'all. It's the only time I've ever said that in my life. Good day, ma'am. |
| 0:44.3 | Thank you kindly for joining us. Okay, so I love this book, first of all. It is amazing. Yes. K.L. and I both |
| 0:53.4 | had read it before, and after, like, reading a comic that was John Barrowman's |
| 1:00.3 | face on every page, I was like, yes, let's do this book. It's not actually bad, but it fits |
| 1:05.1 | our brand, and I deserve it after reading that comic. |
| 1:08.2 | I'm so glad you brought it into my life, because, so if you don't know, Seth Graham-Smith, |
| 1:13.5 | his first kind of one of these kinds of things was Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. |
| 1:18.4 | And then he wrote some other things that were kind of like historical horror or literary horror |
| 1:23.9 | mashups. |
| 1:24.8 | And I had read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies when it first came out, because I was |
| 1:27.9 | like, that's like a funny concept. And I just, I didn't really like it that much. I thought the idea was funny, and it was just sort of executed in a way that I didn't care about that much. So then I sort of like, I wrote off all the other ones. I was like, yeah, I'm not going to check these out anymore. But this is way better, in my opinion. Yeah. I had actually, Seth Graham Smith came |
| 1:49.2 | onto my radar because as a graduation from college gift or a birthday gift, for some reason, |
| 1:56.6 | my friend Stephen gave me a book called How to Survive a Horror Movie, which is one of those |
| 2:00.8 | like novelty kind of like joke books. |
| 2:04.6 | But you could tell that the person who read it really loved horror movies and really |
| 2:09.3 | understood how the formulas made them work. |
| 2:13.5 | And like it was not, sometimes those books come across as, like, poking fun at people who like this. |
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