Episode 809 - Death At 24 Hour Fitness

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

Entertainment News, Comedy, News, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Apparently Dane Cook has spent years inviting underage girls to his house to play board games, Ross and Dan recount getting into fistfights while playing basketball, Tommy Lee posted his dong to Instagram, and Marshawn Lynch’s DUI mugshot is an all-timer.

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross in Patterson Revolution!
0:15.0	Ross you by GoSpit.com!
0:21.0	Yeah, GABies!
0:24.0	Let's go GABies!
0:27.0	Gotta bingo, bingo, bingo show today!
0:30.0	We do.
0:31.0	It's the little Friday.
0:32.0	I know, I'm so excited.
0:33.0	I didn't even know what's Thursday today.
0:36.0	You didn't?
0:37.0	Nope, sure did not.
0:39.0	And I got to invoice this morning and I was like, oh shit!
0:42.0	That's on Friday, huh?
0:43.0	Okay, great, sure.
0:44.0	Yeah.
0:45.0	Sure, I was like, today's...
0:46.0	It was like, yes, tomorrow, I was like, oh, is it Thursday?
0:49.0	Didn't know!
0:50.0	Every day seems the same here.
0:52.0	I've found, me personally, that I say the word God-Damnit,
0:58.0	probably 30 times a day.
1:01.0	And I know all 30 times specifically.
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