Episode 805: Stargate Kentucky and a $2 Decillion Dollar Fine

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2024

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Russian state TV airs Melania Trump's nudes on prime time North Korean troops 'addicted to porn' after accessing internet for first time | The Standard TGI Fridays is worried it won't have enough cash if customers redeem $50 million in outstanding gift cards that don't expire | Fortune Ohio family builds 50,000-pound Stargate with 'dial-home device' to scan the cosmos Russian court fines Google $2 decillion • The Register A Kentucky man was declared brain-dead. Then he woke up, moments before donating his heart, his sister says Ambulance hits Oregon cyclist, rushes him to hospital, then sticks him with $1,800 bill, lawsuit says - oregonlive.com Senior Enlisted Marine Reduced to Sergeant for Wearing Unauthorized Awards, Including Purple Heart | Military.com Pet Pig Breaks Into Garage, Gets 'So Drunk' on Owner's Beer - Newsweek I'm obsessed with whale poop: 'It can be neon green, bright red – or even sparkle'

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissinence is brought to you by our patrons.
0:04.3	You fucking rock.
0:09.1	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:15.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason. recording live from Gloriahole Studios in Chicago and beyond.
0:44.3	This is cognitive dissonance.
0:46.9	Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way,
0:49.6	we bring critical thinking, skepticism, and irreverence
0:53.1	to any topic that makes the news,
0:55.5	makes it big or makes us mad. It's skeptical. It's political. And there is no welcome at.
1:04.0	Today is November 14th. Cecil's out of Thursday. Yeah, but this will be airing the following week.
1:11.7	So what is that, 21st?
1:12.9	Yeah, but here's the thing.
1:14.0	It doesn't even matter.
1:15.2	These are evergreen, silly-ass stories.
1:17.9	It doesn't matter.
1:18.8	That is the beauty of doing this show, Cecil, is it comes out, what it comes out.
1:24.4	It's recorded.
1:25.8	It doesn't matter.
1:27.1	What's our first story? Russian State TV airs Melania's Trump's recorded. Doesn't matter. What's our first story?
1:28.3	Russian state TV airs Melania's Trump's nudes on prime time.
1:33.1	Are we worried about what day that happened?
1:35.1	I'm not.
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