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Stop Podcasting Yourself

Episode 805 - Jason Klamm

Stop Podcasting Yourself

Graham Clark and Dave Shumka

Comedy

4.82K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2023

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Writer and podcaster Jason Klamm joins us to talk his ‘90s sketch comedy book, Ninja Turtles, and Quicksand.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, he's Dave Shumka, and he's Graham Clark, and together we host Stop Podcasting Yourself.

0:23.0

Hello everybody and welcome to episode number 805 of Stop Podcast Yourself, my name's Graham Clark.

0:28.0

With me as always is a man who I bumped into on the on the street, and I didn't realize how sfelt he is.

0:35.0

Mr. Dave Shumka. I don't think I'm sfelt.

0:38.0

You sfelt? No. Sfelt. No, you don't think so. I mean, I don't know that I've changed much since he last saw me, but I'm beardless.

0:46.0

That's maybe what you maybe saw more chin. That's true. Maybe that is. More chin's. More chin's. It's funny like now that you don't have a beard.

0:53.0

It's hard for me to picture you with a beard, and then vice versa when you have a beard, I had a hard time picturing you smooth.

0:59.0

Honestly, it's hard to picture me. It's a speaking of chin's in this light. I can't see where my face ends.

1:06.0

Like there's just neck mouth and then neck on the Zoom call. Yeah, you got mouth and neck disease.

1:14.0

Yeah, I've got hand mouth and neck disease.

1:18.0

That's great. And I've been shaving and I love the stuff. I got my eye gone.

1:24.0

You should ask me about my setup sometime. I very much will be asking you in short order.

1:30.0

Anyway, I got a shower mirror. Okay, so you're wet shave, not dry shave.

1:35.0

Yeah, is anyone dry shave? Oh, you know, electric razor. Oh, no, no, come on.

1:41.0

But I've always been like, wouldn't it be great to shave in the shower?

1:48.0

And when you ask me about my setup sometime, I will bring this up.

1:52.0

But I got a shower mirror and I couldn't figure it out. It's got a place to put water in the back.

1:58.0

Oh, okay. And I was like, do you use cold water or hot water? What am I supposed to use?

2:02.0

You use the water, the same temperature as the shower you're in.

2:06.0

And it's just a mirror that's got like, you know, three hundred milliliters of water in the back.

2:12.0

Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know what, if we ever talk about my setup,

2:17.0

well, you know, I'll definitely take you through it shaving white.

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