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Ross Patterson Revolution!

Episode 805 - Did Prince William Get Pegged?

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

Entertainment News, News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.92.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2022

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Rumors are swirling that Prince William, the future King of England, cheated on Kate Middleton because she wouldn't peg him (and his mistress would). We break down the allegations. Plus Subway is giving a lifetime supply of sandwiches to someone who will get a giant Subway logo tattooed on them, how to get free Chipotle for life, and a Florida woman was stabbed in the groin by a swordfish.

 

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0:00.0

Yeah, welcome to the program kids Thursday. It's a little Friday. It's nice, isn't it?

0:28.5

Yeah. Yeah. Oh Virginia don't sound like she used to. Okay. What? I just that's a song I heard on the radio today and it moved me. It absolutely moved me. And I don't know what it is about the word Virginia in songs. But if you put Virginia in a song. It's for lovers. It's for lovers and it's tears. It's instant. It's chill bumps. It's chicken skin. It's tears. It's remembering loved ones dead or alive. I don't really know what

0:58.5

I don't know if there's a trigger word with Virginia that was slipped into our culture and our past. And then when it comes up we all feel nostalgic about it. But God damn it man. I got moved today. What song was it? It's called Virginia don't sound like the user. I don't even know the name of the band. But it's one of those songs where it just keeps popping up on the radio. Okay. And not traditional radio. We're not poor. We don't listen to that. Nobody does brother talking about serious sex. Some

1:28.5

but everybody's got that one song that you just keep hearing over and over again and then you just keep shazamming it. What the group name is unforgettable. Right. Where you're just like I mean forgettable. Sure. Where you're just like what is it the heart in the head the sound of the soul. Yeah. The the the beast in the the morrow like what do we have to be in the highs. Yeah the hub cap and the three necklaces like find find the name of that band bomb. I know it's Virginia don't sound like she used to.

1:58.5

But it got me today and I can get got by like I'll admit it is a cheesy fucking song. Right. But I can get got by that the head and the heart. You did know it. You did know it. Yeah. Shazam did 80 times through you know grocery store. What's this why like an emotional. And I was like what what else is it about this song. And I think I think I'm going to show my true colors today. I think it's sweet Virginia. Remember.

2:28.3

Yeah. Our meet Virginia meet meet Virginia. Meet Virginia. Yeah. Who was it? What's that train train. That is that is train. Damn, man. Best soy latte that I ever had. Yeah. Fuck, dude. Drops a Jupiter train. Yeah. There's like three Virginia songs that trigger me. And that's it. This is the new one for me. And I'm so genius. Probably not training. I think it is. Okay. I'm almost positive. Meet Virginia's train. I know my train. Yeah.

2:57.9

Oh, it is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't don't test me on my train. Oh, it's meat. I thought it was M E A T meat Virginia. Like the meat was so good. Yeah. Yeah. But it's meat. It's actually meat. Like meat her. Yeah. It's gonna meet Virginia. It's not like oh meat Virginia. Yeah. There's a cow named Virginia. And it's just like meat Virginia. Yeah. And it's all divided by ribeye shank. I don't know. He's he's a real word Smith. So I didn't know what he was. You know what I mean?

3:27.9

Are we going on this route today? No. I'm just gonna say if you want to go against train. No, I'm not going against. Go ahead. I'm seeing it's a good thing. Okay. Bob pull up trains hits. It because it's more than just meat Virginia out of there. You know,

3:40.7

it drops a Jupiter first and four. Yeah. Come on, dude. Yeah. No, I know. Drops to do. If it's if a concert ticket is under $100 and train is there to sing drops a Jupiter. I'll show up just for that one song. Right.

3:54.7

Just for that one song. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Still gets me. Yeah. And then throw in meat Virginia. And I'm already hooked. But they've got others. Bob. What is it beef Virginia? I think soul sister was a massive song. It was. They've got a couple others. Yeah. So, hey, soul sister meat, meat Virginia drops a Jupiter. It really drops off a cliff after that to be quite honest. Bob, I think in this life, the train. You're lucky. The train. The train. The station.

4:24.7

Yeah. Yeah. I think we're lucky in this life, though. If we have one hit and we should all be grateful for that. But they have five. What five number one songs? Three.

4:36.0

I think four, right? At least.

4:40.5

Bobby. Type in train. I got one songs. What do we got? How many? Well, I'm looking it up.

4:46.0

Um, train has zero number one hits.

4:52.3

So that's what I'm saying is like, you everyone has to decide for themselves. What are the hits?

4:57.5

It got three. They got three top 10s. Okay. And it's hey soul sister drops of Jupiter. And meat Virginia doesn't make it.

5:04.5

Drive by was the other train top 10 on the billboard charts. Oh, drive. Okay. Interest.

5:09.6

All right. So they got a look. They're the people's champs. And I think you answered that question. You know, sometimes it just doesn't sync up.

5:15.7

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guarantee you shit. Let's go to iTunes now and look at their charts. What would you think the number one song in the country is?

5:22.5

I don't. Okay. So I'm going to.

5:25.8

The number one song in the country right now. Yeah. I don't know. It's always something weird that I don't know like bad bunny or dumb.

5:33.4

I would think it would be break my soul by Beyonce. Right?

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