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Slop Quest

Episode 80: Beef Cannon Bonanza

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2017

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Hello. Welcome. No, don't run away. Please come in. Take your shoes off though. Thanks. On this week's stimulating episode, we cover the gamut. We update yet another twist in the never ending Bushman saga. We then talk about "the big game", which O'Neill told me is what we have to call it. O'Neill then describes his "bad blunder" with a pair of handcuffs. Then, inspired by last episode's discussion of an African man who healed a woman with his shoe, we talk about the insane world of African healers. We move on to a story that a lot of you sent our way...about 80 falcons on an airplane. Next, we stick with the plane talk (not plain!, never plain) and call for an airline to be boycotted over the treatment of a passenger. A racy sports clip is played and discussed. Then, we head (figuratively) to a well known retail store and discuss what two men did inside to draw the ire of the local po-lice. After that, it's off to England (literally) and a story that's rocking the UK! Lastly, it's some after the show talk. We love you and your chi-balls, Bill Dillman!

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0:00.0

Danish

0:07.0

O'Neill

0:11.0

Yeah, I was Danish. Yeah

0:15.0

I was Danish

0:19.0

I was so near

0:20.0

so dear so I can tell you how they both feel

0:28.0

It's a free package

0:30.0

So it's a fucking good deal

0:35.0

They call it a Danish

0:39.0

Danish

0:41.0

Danish Lenny Shimonial

0:45.0

Danish Oh, Gator Shannoni. Gator Shannoni.

0:47.0

Gator Shannoni.

0:50.0

Gator Shannoni. Gator Shannoni. Day in Shannon, Shania.

0:54.0

Day in Shannon. Day in Shannon. Day in Shannon Yeah, buddy. Here's Johnny. We're back. Back for another one. Episode 8, now we're back. We're back. We're starting a whole new series of numbers.

1:23.8

I've lost track of where we are.

1:27.2

From the Magic 100?

1:29.0

Yeah, the big live show at the 3rd Street Promenade.

1:33.0

Is that where it's going to be?

1:34.1

Yeah, outside.

1:35.4

I want to do it on the Ferris wheel.

1:37.4

I want to do it in cart number 24.

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