Hello everyone and welcome to another week of the Champions cast. We have a special and spooky treat for you this week.

We have an audio reading of a murder in Castletown, performed by over a dozen of our very own Delta Dungeon editors.

Originally written by Rod Lloyd and Cat Van Damned, we decided what better Halloween treat than to listen to the drama unfold in Castle Town.

Without further ado, please enjoy the mystery, suspense, and intrigue of the Zelda Dungeon original piece,

murder in Castle Town.

Thank you. The The When I first agreed to come to the King of Hyrule's birthday banquet at the castle, I did so for the princess.

She asked me, and I obliged, as I so often do at her request.

What can I say? We go back years, and there isn't much I wouldn't do for her.

In this case, she still gets worried during big gatherings, especially when the king of the Garudo is on the guest list.

So she reached out and invited me to come, and, despite not really enjoying big gatherings myself, I caved.

Still, when I agreed, I didn't exactly expect it to become a murder investigation, least of all the murder of the king himself.

Yet there I stood, staring down at his bulky, ashen, lifeless form on the ground,

lying on his back, eyes glazed and unseeing.

I could not help but wonder, if, just this once, I should have told her, I'm busy.

I sighed, feeling a bit defeated and knelt to examine the body.

Her highness insists there was no one behind him.

Lady Impa recounted to me.

She loomed as she tended to do.

It's difficult for a tall, muscular sheika warrior to do anything but loom.

Nevertheless, it was a bit off-putting, and not something I felt I could get used to.

Often, I wondered how the princess dealt with it.

I really don't want to be doing this, I thought to myself, feeling the woman's crimson

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