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Episode eight eight is enough to cute that's

What eight is the number two cute. Yeah, sorry

That for some reason I was squaring it. That's like what no, what doesn't make any sense?

We like my wife didn't pass to squared plus four squared

Fourth grade is when they're squaring numbers

I don't feel like it's a little late now. Okay anyway welcome to the podcast

This is Matt and Dory's excellent adventure. That's what it is. I'm Matt. I'm Dory. I have terrible sperm. I have old eggs

Yeah, whoo. And what do you get when you get terrible sperm and old eggs?

A podcast about IVF. That's right guys. We have those things for you to listen her

So baited breath everyone's waiting what happened? Should we tell them right away or should we drag it out?

That's shitty to do. I think we should just tell everyone right away. We it was dragged out for us

That's well, they waited about as long the way to three days less than us. No, we knew Friday

They waited the exact same amount of time as us

Yeah, actually waited a week

Forget it. I'm not pregnant guys. It didn't work. It didn't work our little girl embryo that we had already named and enrolled in preschool

just kidding

Didn't take

That would be in same in say yeah, I do I know people sign their kids up for preschool while they're pregnant

But if you signed your kid up for preschool while it was frozen

If frozen embryo, that'd be something else. That's next level. Yeah, so we you know we dory went to

To the blood drawing well first I took a test at home she did and I was not very mad at me. I was not pleased

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