Episode 8 - Harrison Ford Killed My Dad!
Ross Patterson Revolution!
Tetherball Academy Media
4.9 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 17 February 2017
⏱️ 50 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross! |
| 0:07.0 | Patterson Revolution! Evolution! spin. Do you notice anything different about me? |
| 0:24.3 | You notice anything different about me? |
| 0:26.8 | I'm a new shirt. |
| 0:31.0 | I don't. |
| 0:32.0 | No, no, I've had this shirt for I mean I do yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It is. Yeah. It is. No. Is there something different about you that you would like to say? I can't. Um, I can't. Um, I can't. different? I can't really yeah I've got a |
| 0:47.0 | fucking perm. Do you? I know it's hard to believe. Yeah kids. Look at this look at this we're I'm gonna go ahead and give you the full the full tour. |
| 0:58.7 | Oh this is nice isn't it? Uh-huh. |
| 1:03.2 | Drink it all in. |
| 1:04.7 | Drink the entire perm in. |
| 1:07.4 | I'm kind of interesting in that. |
| 1:09.1 | You're welcome. |
| 1:09.8 | Yeah, I don't see race or gender or colors or terms I don't either hair texture so I just you |
| 1:18.0 | know I just breeze right on by you know I think this look before I put my headphones on I'm going to let the audience enjoy this this look |
| 1:27.6 | Just for a couple seconds longer this right here |
| 1:32.1 | When we talk about why is this name Ross Patterson Revolution, |
| 1:35.0 | this is a revolution, this is a perm revolution is what this is today. |
| 1:40.0 | I think I brought it back. I think I'm pulling this off like |
| 1:45.4 | fucking David Blaine pulled off you know hiding in that block of ice for |
| 1:49.6 | fucking 80 days or whatever he was in there for. That's what I think I'm doing with this. |
| 1:53.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:54.0 | It's what I think I'm doing with this goddamn thing. |
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