Hi, welcome to Hollywood crime scene. This is Rachel Fisher. Hi, this is Desi Jettakin

Desi I'd like to report a

crime a real life crime that happened in Hollywood

two nights ago

To me okay not only did it happen in Hollywood but involved a

Crime it involved a Hollywood actor in Hollywood. I was a victim of a crime at dinner the other night

I don't mean to like blow this whole story wide open but

My boyfriend who's who's an actor he took my phone from me and he tweeted some stuff that was very off brand from my phone

Was it off brand?

Here's a thing

Some people with a less discerning

Nose or taste might think oh, it's dirty and gross so it's very on brand for Rachel, but I feel like there's a very

I have a finesse to the way that I tweet about nasty things and I just feel like my

Voice wasn't represented your boyfriend does not have that finesse

Not when he's tweeting when he's drunk tweeting drunk tweeting from my phone listen drunk tweeting is an art form

Everyone knows

So I feel like

I just feel I just wanted to address that because I had some

Out replies that I got about a tweet that was tweeted out about me peeing in someone's butt which never happened

That's very Miranda July right or so that's pooping in someone's butt or wait you never saw that movie? No

She has a movie. I can't remember the kid says to someone

I oh man

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