It's time once again for America's favorite show, The Radio Adventures of Dr Floyd.

Brought to you by Dr. Floyd.com.

If you're all caught up on your Dr. Floyd continuity and really there's no reason for you not to be, you know that at the end of season six, Dr. Floyd's young protégé, Dr. Grant Dr Floyd's young protégé 101 test and

could no longer be Dr Floyd's young protégé with news of his protégé passage in hand

Dr. Grant left Dr Floyd's Institute Technology, and we now find him waiting patiently

in a small but nicely furnished office at the National Sidekick Academy.

As Dr. Grant sits gazing adoringly at the lovely crown molding, the door of the office opens.

Good morning. My name is Dolores Unger, and I'm the assistant to the head of

Sidekic reassignment here at the academy. You must be Dr. Grant.

Uh, yes ma'am, I beg your pardon, but I was led to believe that I'd be meeting with the head of

sidekick reassignment. No, I'm sorry, she's busy, so you're stuck with me.

Sort of the side kick to the head of sidekick reassignment.

I see.

At any rate, I see by your file here, you've successfully tested out of protégé classification.

That's right ma'am I got a 98%

very good that puts you up into the next level which is apprentice? I like the sound of that.

Uh, what does the job entail?

An apprentice works in close proximity with someone who is a master in their field,

so you can learn the trade by assisting.

Kinda like a protéche does.

Yes, but as an apprentice you get better benefits, medical, dental, and a two-week

paid vacation every year.

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