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The explicit tag is there for a reason. Oh, well, it's not. Recording live from glory hole studios in Chicago and beyond. This is cognitive dissonance. Every episode

we blast anyone who gets in our way. We bring critical thinking, skepticism,

and irreverence.

To any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.

It's skeptical, it's political, and there is no welcome at today is Thursday

It doesn't matter. I don't know when you're listening to this. This is the funny show. It's next Thursday so so be the third, maybe?

Sure, you know what, look, this is the funny show.

This is not, it doesn't matter when this stuff happens.

It does not matter.

Look, when the, when the fucking man bites the dog, are you checking your

fucking watch to see what time it is? No, we're having a good time. We're gonna have a

good time today. Having a good time. So let's start having a good time at the

donut shop. This story comes from the new republic I fucking love this

Tim Wall's trolls J.D. Vance by buying donuts like a normal human person I love

that what we've come to is if you do a normal thing like a normal person that is trolling that's trolling J.D. Vass.

Zady Vants literally cannot act like a normal human in any

fucking single situation.

Did you see him try to complain about the price of eggs?

When he stood, so he's standing in front of the price of eggs and he's

complaining he's saying they're very expensive and then behind him they're on sale

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