Episode 794 - Summer Solstice
Ross Patterson Revolution!
Tetherball Academy Media
4.9 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 21 June 2022
⏱️ 99 minutes
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Summary
Beyonce has a new song out, Drake’s new album is trash, Texas wants to secede but definitely won’t, the NFL switched pizza sponsors from Pizza Hut to Little Caesars, and Jarrod Carmichael called out Dave Chappelle for his jokes about trans people.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross, new Patterson Revolution! |
| 0:16.0 | Ross you by Ghostbite.com! |
| 0:22.0 | Hey, get the camera off me, get the camera off me, there you go, get it off me, there we are. |
| 0:29.0 | Wow, new studio, new studio, my god man, I'm not stressed at all. |
| 0:39.0 | Not yet and it's called a whip pen in the biz, Ross, we're trying to cut a little drama at the start of the show. |
| 0:45.0 | No, Georgia, Georgia wanted people to see like what he was dealing with a little bit, so he was like just show behind him. |
| 0:52.0 | Because you know, look, you see this set right here. |
| 0:56.0 | Sure, sure, sure, sure. |
| 0:58.0 | But we are putting together an entire compound and it's going to take a second. |
| 1:03.0 | It is, it is, we're in the church, James, we're in it. |
| 1:06.0 | We're in this church together, the snakes are gone, I said that yesterday on the show, the snakes are gone. |
| 1:11.0 | I know this is your first day in here, but I wanted you to know that the snakes are gone out of the building. |
| 1:17.0 | Yes, it's not my first day, but it's my first day in the actual studio set up. |
| 1:21.0 | And it would have been a lot easier if you guys did what I said, which was leave the church exactly the way it was. |
| 1:27.0 | Could you imagine? |
| 1:28.0 | Could you imagine? |
| 1:29.0 | It would have been a vibe. |
| 1:31.0 | Do you know how many pews were in here? |
| 1:33.0 | And they were like, I just think it would have been cool. |
| 1:35.0 | Sir, can we sell you these pews? |
| 1:38.0 | Would you like to buy these pews and I go, oh no, no, no, no, no, this is not going to be a church in here. |
| 1:44.0 | This is going to be whatever the opposite of heaven is and it's probably hell, okay? |
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