Oh my God.

You're listening to Renegade Talk Radio.

Welcome to How Can This Happen? This is Betsy Bell at the Double B Studios.

We're in Las Vegas, Nevada, and we are here because we have been given in order.

It's called out of order.

The sign says out of order.

What does that mean to you?

My listeners, that is what we want to talk about today.

How can it be out of order? Well, have you ever walked into the

restroom and there was a sign on the door that said, out of order? Boy, when you saw that,

you just about died and then crossed your legs because you were there because you needed to use the restroom,

but the restroom is out of order. So what does that mean? If you have to go really badly,

it means that the equipment isn't working, it's malfunctioning.

And the definition says especially when it's human-operated equipment.

So according to the scientific definition of out of order,

it is absolutely crucial that workers notify

with proper signage and that you post it ASAP as soon as possible.

So, i.e., as in the instance of placing the out-of-order to sign on the equipment used for using the restroom.

Now, I did not know that out-of-order meant that the equipment wasn't working, because I've been out of

order more times than I could possibly count. But my equipment was working quite well. As a matter of

fact, it did work really well. That, I think, created why I was out of order. So what do you do when the

sign says on the bathroom stall that the bathroom's out of order? Well, I'll tell you what I do.

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