Now, hello again, friends, and good morning and happy new year. Welcome to the very first Jim Cornett's Drive-Thru of 2019. I am your host, the Great Brian Last, and what a pleasure it is to be here with you and your quest.

Once again, as Jim Cornett will be attempting to answer them here this week as he does every week on the Drive-Thru and without any further ado, and I can't believe he hasn't jumped in yet. The man of the hour who will be answering your questions, Mr. Jim Cornett.

Is that fucking it? Is that fucking it after five fucking years of build up, pal, and all the matter in a neighbor, and you've been a nattering neighbor of negativity about my audio setup and my microphone. And now for the first week for the first time ever debut on worldwide internet, I have a brand new microphone using brand new headphones got this brand new audio setup, which we'll talk about in which we talked about last week.

On the experience, don't talk to me about I'm going to pull in that plug out of the thing goddamn it. It was a big ass plug. But anyway, I thought you were going to give me a build up. I thought you were going to do something like in a world where they had bad audio.

But last save the day. And now we introduce the new improved audio of Jim Cornett, something like that. Instead of just goddamn, here he is, just like a regular old show. How many hundreds and hundreds of shows have we done like this?

Or even but not actually not like this is the first time we've ever done it like that with the under the old system. How many hundreds and hundreds of these shows have we done?

And and and the build up has been going on for years and years now where you've been knocking my audio quality. And and that are an enemy about having to fix things in post when I shift my headset around because the microphone was on the headset or you bumped it when you took a drink of your sprite. I had to cut that out.

First of all, my goal was that no big build up. No big build up. I was going to have a save you. I wanted to be seamless. I wasn't going to put myself over for fixing your problems. And you know, we still may have some adjustments with the audio. We have to make going forward.

But what adjustment we got to make mother fucker right here pretty soon.

Is you know, I told you the microphone stand still a piece of shit. It's a goddamn long arm bent arm thing with a spring on it. But the goddamn microphone won't fit in the fucking microphone holder on it.

And the goddamn clamp, as I mentioned, I believe on the experience won't go around the molding on any of my desk area there. So I can have my big radio station holder.

I got this little cheap nickel 95 fucking plastic tripod thing that's sitting crooked. I'm looking at it right now. It's as crooked as a country road.

And if I actually point it toward my face like I'm doing now, it's going to start drooping here in about five or six seconds. There goes like Rousseau's penis straight down to the ground.

And then I have to test so I'm I saw it's actually tilted farther up than is a straight line of communication here. So I got to get some kind of new mic stand.

Listen, Dr. Johnny fever. We'll get on that. We'll get you something. We'll get you all set up. All right. Well, in the meantime, I'm going to put on why you do that. I'm going to put on the side B of dark side of the moon.

So we won't be interrupted. Just get back with me when it's over. Okay. Okay. Well, listen, you do sound a little bit better this week. See, the problem is you never listen back to the show. So you have no idea all the why would have this sound that happened.

Why would I listen back to the show because I was here when we did it. Well, some people like to improve upon their body of work. They go back. They review their their work. They see what they can improve upon.

There's no way to improve on what I do. Well, I'll just let that hang.

How let you hang in a minute. I just want to mention. Now, here's a couple of public service announcements before we get to the main body of the program or corpse of the program as it might be so inclined.

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