Lizzie Borden took an axe and gave her mother 40 wax when she saw what she had done she gave her father

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Hey guys that was like you had like copped your hands over the mic and like got a

Sultry with it. Well, you know, we've never done a cold open like that on the show before we haven't but I was so excited to do this

I mean, obviously people know what's Lizzie Borden now, but you know what we I feel like we have to hear this in Matt's creepy fucking voice

Absolutely Matt could you say the opener for us so that way we know it what it's like in your gross voice

Maybe modulated affected voice. Yes, and I'd like to do a

Hardcore rendition a hardcore rendition suddenly it's open mic night. Okay, let's say I

Born is he born to come axe gave her mother 40 wax when she saw what she had done gave her father 41

Yeah, we just need like Scott instruments, you know like trumpets and packs. Yeah, I don't even know what I'm doing

I mean, I mean I can't wait to hear what the sounds like with his affected voice

I don't even care if we're drinking this week because that was so perfect. That was enough. He can leave well

Yeah, we're gonna basically jump right into you've probably heard of this case before the Lizzie Borden one

There is actually a lot of rumors swirling about this

I've heard other

Stories and movies and everything about this. It's it's it's wildly fascinating and I think

Is this the oldest case we've ever done? I think so right not that definitely this is the oldest case

We've never hit into the 1800s before no definitely was made up to sell legend has that it was made up to sell newspapers in

1892 but it soon became popular as a kid's jump rope rhyme, which is what we kind of came up with here

Yeah, when I vaguely remember that from whenever I was in like elementary school, which is kind of hilarious

But yeah, we're going back to like how fucking dark for kids to be saying that you don't realize like how dark things are

And so you like parse out the lyrics and you're like oh my god my six-year-old was saying that like do you remember like the bloody Mary

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