Like a lot of things in life, we laugh because it's funny and we laugh because it's true.

Some people say, reformers here say, put that man in jail. What does he think he is doing?

What I hope I'm doing, and here's where your English paper's got a point is, I'm responding to the will of the people.

People are going to drink. You know that, I know that. We all know that, and all I do is responding to the will of the people.

People are gonna drink. You know that, I know that. We all know that. We all know that. And all I do is act on that. And all this talk of bootlegging. What is bootlegging? On the boat, it's bootlegging. On Lake Shore Drive, it's hospitality.

I'm a businessman.

Got everything I need right here with me. I got air in my lungs and a few blank sheets of paper.

I mean, I love waking up in the morning not knowing what's going to happen or who I'm going to meet.

Where I'm going to wind up.

Just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge and now here I am on the grandest ship in the world having champagne with you find people are you suggesting that I killed my wife you saying that I crushed

her skull and that I shot her how dare you when I came home there was a man in my

house I fought with this man.

He had a mechanical arm.

You find this man.

You find this man.

Are you crying?

There's no crying.

There's no crying in baseball.

Why don't you leave her alone, Jimmy? Oh, you zip it, Doris!

Roger's Hornsby was my manager, and he called me a talking pile of pig shit.

And that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game.

And did I cry?

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