Welcome everybody to Crystal Kyle and Friends, today we are talking to a host of the This

Is Revolution podcast, his name is Pascal Robair, kind of reminds me, like when, you know

how Stephen Colbert went through that phase where I don't know if it was a phase, but he

said like, oh, my name is Colbert, I don't know, he's playing a character, Stephen Colbert.

I feel the same thing with Pascal Robair, because I want to be like Robert, his name is

Pascal Robert. It's Robert. Oh, apparently it's Robert. Anyway, that sounds super French

to me. Well, maybe it is. I don't know. Yeah, maybe it is. Pascal, I think is also a French

name, isn't it? Pascal's wager. Was that from France? Look that up. When everybody says

Pascal's wager, don't you think of that when you hear that? I don't even know what you're

talking about. You don't know what Pascal's wager is? No. See, it's how you know I'm like

so much of an online nerd my entire life. I just assume everybody knows this shit. So

here, I'll read you the Wikipedia entry. Okay. Pascal's wager is a philosophical argument

presented by the 17th century French philosopher. So you're right. It is French. Blase Pascal

on Blase Pascal. It posits the human beings wager with their lives that God either exists

or doesn't. So the idea is even if you don't believe, even if you don't believe, just

why don't you just assume he does just to be sure that you don't end up in hell? That's

the idea. Gotcha. Yeah, that's what Pascal's wager is. Okay. All right.

Anyway, I think I got that right. Okay. If I fucked that up, I'm going to be ripped

a new one. By the way, Pascal is ugly. Not the Pascal we're talking to today, the

Pascal from the 1660s. This dude is Jesus Christ, man. Yeah. That's even like if that's

what they did when they're trying to draw you. And that's the like flattering way they

did it. He may have had some of that, you know, how the royals did inbreeding and they

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