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Facebook at reality TV pod or links and so much more and now on with the show. Well, here we are gathered together to witness these three couples joined together in contractual wetted matrimony.

This week I'm married at first sight our couples celebrated their one month

anniversaries and every single one of them was farting puppies and rainbows.

Now of course I'm happy they're happy but are they really though?

Now I'm going to be very honest here and it actually pains me to say this because I love this show.

I've watched it from the beginning and I'll likely watch it until it's eventually canceled.

But I think this show is just starting to be like a lot of non-scripted reality shows when it really

started as more of a marriage dating experiment. It was more kind of documentary style,

but over the last few seasons, it's become so heavily edited and leaning towards one way or the other with certain storylines that it's

damn near impossible to know the truth of what's going on and that's why at least

I am so interested to watch, right?

Now, I don't even know if I'm making sense at this point.

So let's just jump right in with Pastor Calvin's level 1500 decibel voice over.

He's talking about how people will self-sabotage relationships,

and it's up to them to make their relationship work.

They just have to try hard enough.

Okay, that's BS. Once again, he's saying that if the couples don't work out, it's because they didn't try and they purposely sabotaged it.

You know, it's not that all the experts who match them that they are any responsibility at all.

It's not possible that they were just

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