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The Amelia Project

Episode 79 - Joan (1318)

The Amelia Project

Philip Thorne

Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Comedy Fiction

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

"In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Toast." A story about a a brave independent religious woman, who fell foul of the authorities. Guest written by Bob Raymonda, creator of the "Forgive Me!" podcast. Feauturing Alan Burgon as the Interviewer, Ciara Baxendale as Joan, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Jordan Cobb as Jackie Williams and Erin King as Mia Fox. The Amelia Project is a production of Imploding Fictions. Story editing and direction by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager, audio editing by Philip Thorne, sound design by Alexander Danner, music by Fredrik Baden, production assistance by Maty Parzival and graphic design by Anders Pedersen. Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/season-5  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast X: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/theameliaproject.bsky.social Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Where am I?

0:02.0

Welcome to Desert skies, traveler.

0:05.0

Your journey through the physical plane has come to an end.

0:10.0

I am the attendant. My colleague here is the mechanic. This is your last stop on your way to the great beyond.

0:20.0

It's our job to make sure you're prepared for the ride.

0:23.0

Now, before hitting the road, we have an impressive selection of over 34 varieties of microwavable burritos.

0:31.0

Um, what, what's going on?

0:34.0

There's got to be a better afterlife than this.

0:36.5

I mean, come on.

0:38.0

Uh, that's offensive.

0:39.0

Something seems to be wrong thing.

0:41.0

You left something major undone. I have a life outside of this gas station

0:47.5

you know you quite literally do not any hobbies? Nope. Never travel.

0:53.0

No.

0:54.0

Are you kidding?

0:55.0

Oh my God.

0:56.0

You're like a human version of a plain bagel.

0:58.0

Cash register.

0:59.0

How can I help you attend it?

1:01.0

Play some music.

1:02.0

You got it. it.

1:03.0

It's kind of funny though.

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