Episode 79-80: Nine and a Half Inches

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2015

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Hoo boy! On this, the eightieth episode of the Round Table, comedian Michael Shawki joins us in the studio to tell a tale so amazing, it damn near rendered us speechless. That's right. He's been doing porn. PORN. Tune in to hear answers to all the questions you've ever had about the making of a porno movie, including secrets of the industry and his "encounter" with Nailin' Palin star Lisa Ann.

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0:00.0	The round table.
0:01.4	Gentlemen!
0:02.0	Aye!
0:02.7	Let's broaden our minds!
0:05.2	Hello, gentlemen!
0:06.7	Hello, everyone!
0:07.8	Watch what?
0:08.8	Fire at will!
0:13.6	Stammer action, gentlemen!
0:14.6	Gentlemen of the round table!
0:16.2	What's the topic of discussion?
0:19.2	Subility, gentlemen.
0:21.2	Always civility.
0:24.0	Home!
0:25.0	Okay, everyone, please bow your heads.
0:27.4	Give everyone a cup of your balls and over.
0:29.6	Prepare for a guided meditation with Holden McNally.
0:33.4	You are a bird flying through the sky.
0:37.6	You lift out of the creek in the cave and you fly up.
0:40.8	High into the air, you fly to the house, you grew up in.
0:43.4	Oh!
0:44.4	You fly, you see the house below you, you fly into a little window,
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