Fuck the game!

Alright, let's do this.

How are you, what the fuckers, what the fuck buddies, what the fuck in here is, what the fuck

adelix, what the fucknix, what's happening, it's me Mark Maren, this is my podcast WTF.

As you're hearing this, I'm home.

Because I'm recording it, I'm not, and there may have been even two days in between me

saying what's coming out of my mouth and you hearing it.

So I'm not going to pretend to know what's going to happen, I'm just going to, and I've

got two guests on the show, so I might just temper it a little bit because who the hell

knows, everything could be on fire by the time this goes up.

We can only hope not.

So I hope you're all taking care of yourself with that, could you do that for me?

Don't, you know, don't stress, eat, don't fear, eat, don't eat out of existential terror,

don't treat yourself shitty, don't relapse on alcohol, don't do more drugs, stay focused,

we got a long slog ahead of us, and it'd be good to take care of yourself.

Let's not assume that we're just going to throw it all in the garbage.

I guess I'm talking to myself out loud.

I've had to make tremendous concessions in the meat department.

I'm just trying to see if I can get my fucking cholesterol down.

I'm in Kauai.

It's my last couple of days here.

It's been amazing.

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