Episode #783 - The Never Forget Special - Ari Shaffir & Colum Tyrrell
Legion of Skanks Podcast
Gas Digital Network
4.8 • 6.5K Ratings
🗓️ 15 September 2023
⏱️ 113 minutes
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Comedians Ari Shaffir and Colum Tyrrell join Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J. Gomez, and Dave Smith to commemorate 9/11 with a tasteful play. Plus, the guys contemplate getting cocaine as they choose the winner of the Ring Girl YoKratom Golden Ticket Contest. All This and More, ONLY on The Most Offensive Podcast on Earth, The LEGION OF SKANKS!!!
Air Date: 09/11/23
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| 0:00.0 | Door up! |
| 0:02.0 | You're listening to the gas. |
| 0:04.0 | Determine! |
| 0:30.0 | What a beautiful New York City morning! |
| 0:59.0 | The sun is shining, birds are chirping, |
| 1:02.0 | lines at the airport are moving efficiently. |
| 1:04.0 | Nothing could go wrong. Don't you agree, Tower 1? |
| 1:07.0 | I don't know. You're not getting a strange sense of impending doom. |
| 1:12.0 | You're just being nebyshy. |
| 1:14.0 | What do we have to be afraid of? |
| 1:16.0 | We're the kings of the skyline. |
| 1:18.0 | I'm gonna be nebyshy. |
| 1:20.0 | I guess you're right, Tower 2. |
| 1:22.0 | We have been in New York City ever since we were constructed in 1973 by David Rockefeller! |
| 1:28.0 | To help stimulate the urban renewal in Lower Manhattan. |
| 1:32.0 | Exactly! New York City is a symbol of freedom and liberty to the entire world |
| 1:36.0 | and our new President George W. Bush will do anything to ensure freedom and safety. |
| 1:40.0 | Who is George W. Bush? |
| 1:43.0 | I'm George W. Bush. |
| 1:45.0 | You really don't know who George W. Bush is? |
| 1:48.0 | It's okay. I'm kind of the new guy around here. |
| 1:51.0 | I'm George W. Bush. |
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