From the creators of Relevant Magazine, this is the Relevant Podcast.

It's Friday. If you were 14th, the year is 2020. Happy Valentine's Day from your friends. You're at the Relevant Podcast.

I'm your host Tyler Ruckabeeb coming at you from Nashville, Tennessee, down there in Orlando, Florida. We found him.

It wasn't easy.

I'm not proud of some of the things we had to do to find him, to get him back.

But it was all worth it to be rejoined by our friend, our illustrious producer Chandler String.

And up there in Loveland, Virginia, he never went anywhere. He was on a fact-finding mission.

I don't want to know that the hands he had to shake or the backs he had to knife to get Chandler back.

But I'm glad he did. It's our friend Jesse Kerry.

There's blood on my hands that will never be washed away.

Hello, everyone. Happy Valentine's Day. Look what you've done to me, Chandler.

Chandler, I want to know your Valentine's Day plans, but is it involved dinner with all your plants?

No, I hadn't thought of that, but that's a pretty good idea, actually.

I mean, they need love, too.

Absolutely. 100%.

I have it. I have it.

Okay, quick context for people who don't know what I'm referring to.

Chandler has recently devoted much of his energy to his love of potted plants and planting plants around his home.

And, you know, it's very disturbing the level that he has dove into this world.

Do you eat salad in the house?

I feel like that would be really awkward because you surrounded yourself with these plants.

It seems like naming them.

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