Episode 78 - We're Calling You!

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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Entertainment News, News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2017

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Ross and Jessie call listeners live on the show! Our good friend Jarred Taylor also calls in to discuss having sex with a dead guy. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!
0:07.0	Patterson Revolution! Evolution! Come on MTV, M TV. Are you fiss-fucking me?
0:24.3	Are you fiss-fucking me?
0:26.4	It's over. That's a real story, right?
0:28.2	You read this?
0:29.2	Yeah, and I wasn't surprised.
0:32.0	So angry though. I want to start I'm starting off with this the
0:36.8	coveted Moon Man Award for the MTV music video awards I've watched it
0:41.9	fucking every year growing up. Still watch it. Now it's
0:46.7	the Moon person because they want it to be gender neutral. I know but that doesn't
0:51.1	make any sense because a woman has never been on the moon. Never. That's not true. Yeah. Is it true? Never been. A woman has never been. A woman has never landed on the moon. Not once. Really? Yes.
1:06.0	Hence.
1:07.0	Yes.
1:08.0	Hence, moon man. Moon man.
1:11.0	That's just it. No big. do you remember the challenger that that exploded
1:15.0	yes that was supposed to have been the first woman on the moon okay but they did not
1:20.6	make it therefore only men have been on the moon and look it's it's not about
1:26.0	a gender it's just about what happened like if there was women on the moon or
1:29.7	fucking monkeys like there was a sweet baby monkey who made it to the moon.
1:34.6	Put that on the fucking trophy.
1:36.6	For sure that would be cute as hell.
1:38.2	But so far only men have been on the moon.
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