Episode 78: Door Stopper

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2020

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Cardi B is getting a divorce. Carol Baskins is on Dancing with the Stars. Remember the Tiger King part of 2020? Those were the good ole days. We get on small dicks and call Quisha. She has us rolling. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by Royal Mail, the UK's Greenest Delivery Company.
0:05.8	This is the sound your parcels could make.
0:08.5	Because Royal Mail posties are light on their feet, they provide the lowest emission deliveries
0:13.4	of the UK.
0:14.4	Now that's something to dance about.
0:17.8	Send it greener with Royal Mail.
0:19.6	Learn more at RoyalMail.com forward slash green.
0:23.0	Greenest when measured in terms of the CO2 e-emissions per parcel reported by the UK parcel delivery
0:27.2	companies who currently publicly report these statistics.
0:30.4	Did you know choosing the train over your car can cut your carbon footprint by up to two
0:35.0	thirds.
0:36.0	So, one family outing at a time, one little adventurer at a time, one trip to the museum,
0:43.6	one dinner in the city, one nap on the way home at a time.
0:48.9	One train journey at a time can help create a greener future.
0:53.6	Find out more at nationalrail.co.uk slash greener.
1:00.2	Hey, it's Weight Boy Chris.
1:01.4	If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us.
1:04.8	Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autographed copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's autobiography.
1:10.0	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon.
1:12.5	And while you're there, join our Facebook group.
1:14.2	Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down, and we're talking about crazy shit.
1:17.8	Call it B, all you broke motherfuckers stop judging that woman.
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