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This is cognitive dissonance.

Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way.

We bring critical thinking, skepticism, and irreverence. To any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes

us mad. It's skeptical, it's political, and there is no welcome at today.

See so when you're hearing this at least is the 4th of July.

It's the 4th of July.

It is Independence Day and in honor of Independence Day.

Our wonderful, talented employee Sarah.

That's the wrong music.

I know.

It's all the same to me.

Any of that swelling orchestral shit all feels the same.

She and the rocket red glen.

That's right, Cecil.

The most American shirts that have ever been in all the

I'm moving my microphone.

My glasses, I'm so old, I can't even see Tom, I can't even see the thing to do.

I want to tell the audience what we've got here the most American possible

show over here move over there you go now with your mic now I gotta move it like this way

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