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Arscast right here on Arseblog. How are you? Hope you're well. Thank you very much indeed as

always for being here. It is an Arsenal free weekend.

Unfortunately that's because of our game against Sheffield United not taking place until Monday evening, which gives the other teams in the title

race a chance to put points on the boards.

Liverpool are away, I think think to Nottingham Forest and Manchester City are playing Manchester

United at home in the Manchester Derby and listen we all know what's going to happen we all know

Manchester City are going to rip Manchester United apart into little bits they'll do the post-match analysis on Sky and they'll show some kind of a heat map except they'll say look there is the spleen of Bruno Fernandez. If you look over there you can see Andre Onana's concrete boots and that thing right there that that red patch you can see before your eyes is Harry McGuire's head detached from his shoulders and sunken into the

earth like an Easter Island statue while Erling Holland runs around.

Kitty on the destruction that he has caused, covered from head to toe in Manchester United

Blood, like Jack from Lord of the Flies, fuelled by savagery and violence and...

Another hat trick, probably that's what's going to happen in that game

So it means that we're gonna have to be on it against the team on Monday night who will be fighting for their lives or into that part of the season where every single point matter Sheffield United at home. I mean they look pretty doomed but you take anything for

granted at your peril in the Premier League. So we're going to have to do our job and wait for another

weekend for the other two teams to drop some points. We've got a double-headed for you today. I'll be talking

to Tim Stillman in a little while looking ahead to Arsenal Women's North London Derby in what will be

hopefully a sellout Emirates Stadium on Sunday and we'll be talking in a second now to

Amy Lawrence just to give you guys a little bit of a heads up.

Sometimes when you do recordings it's perfect. You sit there you talk to the

guest, it's great conversation is good. Sometimes know, there's a little bit of background noise.

Sometimes, for all of everyone's best efforts,

a little bit of real life, not gets in the way,

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