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Ross Patterson Revolution!

Episode 771 - The Church Curse

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

News, Entertainment News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.92.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2022

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Eric Church is skipping his concert this weekend to go see his Tar Heels try to hand Coach K his final loss at Duke and his fans are pissed, Tiger Woods might be playing at The Masters after all, and a North Carolina couple abandoned their dog because they thought it was gay.

 

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0:00.0

Oh ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross, new batter's turn, Revon Houcher!

0:16.0

Ross, you by Ghostbath.com!

0:23.0

Take me to church, hang a little light, a little light, who's first in the room?

0:29.0

Who's first in the room? Who's first in the room today? Say it loud, Jesse, say it loud.

0:34.0

Is it Rub?

0:35.0

I don't know. What are you watching? What do you got there? What are you looking at?

0:39.0

What do you have?

0:40.0

I got nothing. I got nothing from YouTube. That's why I'm asking.

0:43.0

It was officially Ruben.

0:44.0

Was it officially Ruben?

0:46.0

Ruben Schneider.

0:47.0

I just guessed.

0:48.0

God bless him. Oh yeah.

0:50.0

Ah, look at that.

0:52.0

Yeah, he likes to do a different thing every day. Boom.

0:54.0

Look at that.

0:55.0

Yeah, yeah.

0:57.0

We always like to shout out who's first on YouTube, but it's always Ruben Schneider.

1:01.0

Yes, so we're going to stop doing that.

1:04.0

No, we're not going to stop doing it.

1:06.0

We're going to celebrate his life.

1:08.0

One day we're going to bring him on and just read off all of his first comments from all of the videos

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