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Wow. Oh, well. Recording live from Glory Hole Studios in Chicago and beyond this is cognitive dissonance.

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June the 5th. Yes, you heard that right. We are recording one day earlier

So if anything happens in the world you've got one extra day.

Well, we didn't cover it.

Hopefully the show comes out for patrons a little early too, but we'll see.

Sometimes it's hard to wrangle Ian to do that but well you know I mean Ian only does charge us

for all of his time and energy and effort so I don't see why we would expect him to do

things on time right why would we bother him no No, I mean, look, I'm just saying, fuck Ian. He won't hear me say that. It's fine. He's not a listener to the show. How did we even get him? I don't know. He clearly, we put a call out many years ago we put a call out asking for

resumes from our listeners who wanted to hire somebody who's familiar with the show

who enjoyed the property somehow we got Ian's. I don't know who gave it to him.

All right, so speaking of things that aren't going to happen, Ian's not going to listen to this and

the Georgia case is not going to come to fruition in 2024 for

fucking sure put on an indefinite hold by the appeals court who is going to

very slowly consider whether or not Fawny Willis can continue to act as the district attorney.

Seems like a decision they could actually make much much quicker than that.

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