Hey, this is Phil. Welcome back to the show. I'm here with Skyjutani. Hi Phil. Hi, and Christian Taylor. Hey Phil. Hi, who's been traveling all over the place. I have, and I really love it. Toronto.

Toronto, and that's in Canada. And that's in Canada. That's in Canada. She was smoking crack with the mayor there. No, but the mayor was apparently smoking crack. We don't make drug paraphernalia jokes. It's not paraphernalia. It's the actual drug.

Okay, that's okay, then. But Toronto was cold. And you and Washington DC. Yeah, on an anniversary trip. 20 years and counting. He's still.

Congratulations. Happy anniversary to you. Happy anniversary to you. Happy anniversary, dear Christian Taylor.

And Jeremy. And Jeremy. Happy anniversary to you. Thanks, Jay. Does it take two? It's a tango. Happy anniversary.

Yes. Okay. Have to think. I was in Dallas. Okay. I was in Dallas. And I flew into love field. And you can't fly directly into love field because there's crazy rules. Right. So I had to fly through Little Rock to get to Dallas from Chicago.

And then coming back, I had to fly through Branson. That's crazy. But it'll change next year with the expiration of some arcane law. Wow.

It's involving the construction of the DFW Airport. It's all very bizarre. Anyway, what's my point? Oh, I have to do the theme song. Yes.

I have to do the theme song. We had a request because we've run out of characters. We had a request from Anthony to do wicker. The character wicker from. I even forget which it's a vegetable tells video.

He was. He has only appeared in one video. He's Mr. Lutz twin brother who was evil. Mr. Lutz evil twin. Why is he called wicker?

Because something to do with the character. There was another character name because I think Lutz character's name was Ratan.

Oh. And so his brother. That's my uncle's name. From the first video. You have an uncle named Ratan. I do actually. An aunt named Wicker. No. Oh, okay.

Wait a second. Did you write this one? Right what? Wicker. No. No. No. No. No. I just made the noise. Okay. It's one where I just made the noise. Got it. Not the words.

But he was Mr. Lunt except that he couldn't say his ours. Okay. So it was Mr. Lunt crossed with Elmer Fudd. And it sounded like. Hello. You. We are going to get you. I am evil. It was. It was a stretch. It was kind of weird. But anyway, it's anyone's him to sing the theme song. So. But I think I have to say hello because that's much more fun than hey when you can't say your.

Or else or else. Mm hmm. Hello. It's a theme song. What do you know? Hello. It's a theme song. So there's no video unless you're watching it on video. Hello. It's a theme song. So I did hear the feel of issue of podcast. Don't sweat. Oh, hello. It's a podcast. I was wondering why theme song. I was wondering why you kept going. I thought, well, maybe you should. You should start now changing the lyrics every time. Instead of just the voice. That's a good. That's a good thing to do. We'll talk this guy and.

Question two. We don't have a guest. Not here for you. I'm very obscure in the vegetables cannon. Hey, it's a theme of a theme podcast. What's the length of you? I just say we got up early and. No, never start over. Always press on. The feel of issue podcast. Right here. The feel of issue podcast. Wait. He'll. Never start over. Always press on. And.

Is that a rule I should know about? Never start over. That's one of my life rules. Really? No. Well, see, it's not his life rule. His life is like a moving sidewalk. So you really can't start. There's no. That's a good point. Just try to keep going. You just keep. It's your life rule. And you didn't. Even if it just pushes you into the lady in front of you with her wheel. What happens when it says the sidewalk is now ending. The moving sidewalk is now. That's the voice. Are you? That's all I heard all week. Is that your voice?

No, but it should be. That's the grim reaper. The moving sidewalk is now. I mean, you're dead. Really? Yeah, you're dying at the end of the moving sidewalk. Yeah, but I see another moving sidewalk over there. I just have to walk a few feet and get on another one. That's a real carnation. Yeah. Oh, look, I'm on this moving sidewalk as a frog. What if you go back? What if you walk the other way on the moving sidewalk? I can't walk on the moving sidewalk life. You can't. You can't. Not the moving sidewalk of life. You're all you're Alan. You can't make yourself. It's called plastic surgery. Oh, that just gives you the reason that's like moonwalk.

Yeah, you look like you're taking steps, but you're not. I was just walking on this moving sidewalk in O'Hare. Yeah, I was just walking the one in midway. There's beautiful. Oh, the neon. Yeah, that's that's so easy. Yeah, I love it. I actually. I should really replace it with fiber off. They made one. There's a new one in Detroit. That's even prettier. There's really new in Detroit. Yeah, well, they built a new terminal for Delta. We'll for Northwest. Delta Delta five years ago. And it's got a gorgeous thing.

It's like all LEDs behind glass and stuff. Have you like been in every airport in America getting there? I'm getting I'm getting close to really. I have my favorite. What's your favorite? The one I frequent that I really read is probably my favorite. I do frequent. I do frequent. Vegas. No. It's is John Wayne Airport in Orange County, California. That's a nice. It's a very. It's very accessible. Small clean. Small and upscale. Yeah. We're kind of like Virgin American. That's my favorite airline.

So that's not an airport. It is. But Virgin America has this new video. They're they're safety instruction video. Have you seen this thing? No. Is it cheeky or sexy? It's like it's amazing. No, it's it's like a music production number. They get on a sound state. That's awesome. It is amazing. You should really pause the table. Yeah, first in American. That Richard Branson. He's a knucklehead. He knows how to spend money. He said once he said somebody asked him, how do you become a millionaire? He's a billionaire. I know, but somebody asked him how do you become a millionaire? And he said first be a billionaire.

So let's start an airline. There's some advice. Okay, I have a topic. What are we talking about? You guys don't even know what it is. No idea. Did you think this up on the point? It's going to be a surprise. No, I thought this up last week. And you've been holding it. I was going to say bring it up last last week. But we ran out of time. Like, oh, that was going to be fun. So I'll start with it this week. So we don't run out of time. I can't wait because it's profound. I had a profile.

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