Episode 77: The Slept King

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All Things Comedy

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up

4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2017

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Bobo is the opposite of woke. Khaloko calls out the king. Gilbo gets throat punched by Jackie. We talk Miss Universe, Almodovar, and a mainline to heaven.

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0:00.0	The 5.
0:14.0	4
0:12.0	5K I gee
0:15.0	the kaku like
0:16.0	the kukum all the
0:17.0	the bakah
0:18.0	the bakah the bakahh the bhoo
0:22.0	3hoo 5 4 You're ready, go.
0:23.0	Five, four, three, two, one.
0:28.0	You just like a movie, you're just like a song where we were young when we were young.
0:36.2	When we were young.
0:39.2	Yeah. Yeah, pla pla pla.
0:41.0	Muthf fuck.
0:41.6	Yo dog, I'm here, baby!
0:45.0	Hey, they!
0:47.0	Yo, man, I'm no longer B. Lee in this house.
0:50.0	Who you are?
0:51.0	Yo, you know, you heard about the Woke King?
0:54.0	What's the Woke King? You've heard about the Woke?
0:56.1	Yeah everyone knows about the Woke. Right. I know I ain't woke. You are. I'm slept King. Oh shit. I don't know if you know this or not but I am the slept king
1:07.2	I'll tell you why I don't know what's going on I'm not awakened to or aware of what's going on and yet I know everything all right I don't I sleep
1:16.7	I don't know anything better yet yeah a slept king is somebody who is not aware of anything
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