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The Luke and Pete Show

Episode 77: Candy cigarettes and camel urine

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2018

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

The Pete is back from working the Isle of Wight Festival and is sunburnt. He's also sporting a rather snazzy Transformers tattoo. And, having managed to perform a bungee jump and survive it with both retinas intact, he's also in a chipper mood.


He and The Luke discuss more weird sports team names, find out about a 19th century beer flood, hear of a school brawl involving over 100 people and an irate PE teacher, and discover some fart-based embarrassment. All in all, a pretty packed 35 minutes or so. Don't say you weren't warned.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

You're all right, rasters?

0:04.0

You're all right rasters?

0:14.0

Pete Dawson, Luke we were here for the Luke and Pete Shaw.

0:19.0

Wag-One.

0:20.0

Wag-One guys.

0:21.0

Wag-One.

0:22.0

Are you eating a banana Luke? I'm going to try and eat a banana.

0:24.0

This is so hungry. I'm so busy at the moment I need to eat during shows.

0:28.0

Your potassium levels are dangerously low. I like the way you've torn off the

0:33.6

entirety of the top of that banana like it's some kind of like an egg and an egg cup.

0:37.6

Do you know what I did that? Why? It's strength a reason.

0:40.1

Does it need to be a reason? It's brute human strength, a reason.

0:45.0

You've had too many bananas, mate.

0:47.0

I did it by accident.

0:48.0

I'm off to the south of France soon, so...

0:49.0

O'Lah-Lah!

0:50.0

Get a nice little break.

0:51.0

O'Lah,

0:52.0

Yeah, m'uie.

0:53.0

Is that the way we're recording on a, what is it Tuesday?

0:55.0

Yeah.

0:56.0

I'm terribly sunburner nail.

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