Episode 77: Bring Bat Boy Home

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2018

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Hey what if dogs could use the computer, and go online, and be sad like everyone else? What if you could power your phone by just asking someone nearby to send you some battery? What if you could hear from God all day long by simply looking at your phone while you're trying to do some fucking work for once? That, two horrible card games, and much more on this week's episode of YKS. For more yuk yuks and crack 'em ups, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks, where we post another hour a week of classic YKS hijinks. This week we talk to comedy writer and host Jack Allison about kicking ass and taking names online. YKS Premium posts every Thursday right after I feed my dogs lunch. Music for YKS is courtesy of @LydiaBurrell, Craig Dickman, and our friend Mark Brendle.

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0:00.0	Oh no they get another YKS.
0:04.4	Look out here comes another YKS.
0:06.8	Time to find out why YKS.
0:09.2	Sit down and listen to the mic and JF.
0:11.4	Oh no, they get another YKS now you got to hear another YKS time to find out why YKS
0:18.0	put your headphones on it's YKS Hey Jesse. Hey, where'd you get off? Say an avatar doesn't look good on the TV.
0:28.0	Of course it doesn't look good on your TV. It was made to be seen in 3D. You're freaking kidding me?
0:33.0	So you're only getting two of the 3D that movie has to offer.
0:37.0	So if you imagine it could be like 100% good,
0:40.0	the most you're going to get is like 67% that's very capping it.
0:43.0	So it's not even fair.
0:45.0	Like, why don't you download some Mozart from the internet in an MP3
0:50.0	and then unplug your headphones and listen to it on the external speakers of your computer
0:55.0	and tell me how good Mozart is.
0:57.0	It's kind of what you're doing.
0:59.0	Unless you have a 3D TV and then I'll call you and apologize because I was wrong. So let me know if you have a 3D TV.
1:05.0	Sorry I'm breathing so hard. I had to run out in the woods to do this away from my family.
1:10.0	Happy Thanksgiving guys. Bye.
1:16.0	Hey everybody, welcome to YKS. Jesse here, Mike seated across the table from me.
1:20.0	He's, okay, and he's not going to jump in.
1:24.0	Mike Hale.
1:26.0	Mike Hale.
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