Episode 769: Trump Guilty on 34 Felony Counts

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissidence is brought to you by our patrons. You fucking rock.
0:06.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, faint of heart or the easily offended.
0:15.2	The explicit tag is there for a reason. Oh, well, it's not. recording live from glory hole studios in Chicago and beyond.
0:43.5	Tom's guilty.
0:44.1	I can't let you finish.
0:45.2	I can't even finish.
0:46.4	I can't either. I can't let you finish.
0:47.4	He's guilty.
0:48.4	34 times guilty.
0:51.0	Cecil.
0:52.2	I can't keep it in. I can't. I'm a pass out. I'm a pass, hold on, I'm a pass out.
0:55.8	Like where's a bag? I got to breathe into a bag. I thought my phone was going to catch on fire from everybody. My phone was blowing up from every
1:05.2	angle. Cecil though, I want to read a special poem that I wrote. Okay sure.
1:10.1	Yeah, go ahead. No, go ahead. Yeah, absolutely. I think, you know, this is a very solemn moment and I think, you know, normally when there's big events in the United States, there's like poet laureates.
1:19.0	So Tom, you're in a few, you are, you are an unofficial poet laureate for the moment.
1:23.4	You're the cod-disc poet laureate.
1:25.4	Go ahead.
1:26.4	It's a poem in 34 words.
1:27.4	So, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty.
1:32.1	Guilty guilty guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty.
1:34.6	Guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty,
1:38.0	guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty,
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