Episode 769 - I’m Not a Biologist
Ross Patterson Revolution!
Tetherball Academy Media
4.9 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2022
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Supreme Court nominee Kentaji Jackson Brown says she can't define a woman because she's not a biologist, Ross runs down the brutally honest Oscars ballot, and people want to cancel Jay Z and Beyonce because they're throwing an Academy Awards after-party at Chateau Marmot.
Banished to Patreon after getting a strike on YouTube, Ross talks about winning his kid toys at Six Flags and shaming all the Mexican dads watching him, and Jessie describes meeting a celebrity who moved from L.A. to Austin but completely still acts like they live in L.A.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross, in Pattern's turn, Revolusion! |
| 0:15.0 | Ross, you by Ghostbath.com! |
| 0:21.0 | She's getting everything bagel? |
| 0:35.0 | I don't recognize any other bagels. |
| 0:39.0 | All bagels matter, Jesse. All bagels matter, okay? |
| 0:44.0 | Sorry, kids, welcome to a... |
| 0:47.0 | Welcome to the show, live on Patreon right now. |
| 0:50.0 | I was just talking to Jesse, she was eating an everything bagel before we came on |
| 0:54.0 | and she said, no other bagels exist. |
| 0:56.0 | I don't recognize any other bagels. |
| 0:58.0 | I recognize one other bagel. |
| 1:00.0 | What? |
| 1:01.0 | Garlic. |
| 1:02.0 | Oh, yeah! |
| 1:03.0 | Yeah, dude. |
| 1:04.0 | The only reason I can... |
| 1:05.0 | The only reason I don't have them is because I worry about other people. |
| 1:10.0 | They're gross. |
| 1:11.0 | Well, no, they're amazing. |
| 1:12.0 | Because when you toast them, the garlic on the outside gets burnt. |
| 1:16.0 | I love it. |
| 1:17.0 | And there's nothing worse than a burnt. |
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