Just a little note before we get going in this episode, there is some discussion about suicide

and child abuse. It starts at about 16 minutes in and goes for about nine minutes.

Off and on. There you go.

Hi, he's Dave Shumka. And he's Graham Clark. And together we host Stop Podcasting Yourself.

Hello everybody and welcome to episode number 767 of Stop Podcast Yourself. My name is Graham Clark.

With me as always is a man who just informed me that he had a great banana today. Mr. Dave Shumka.

Yeah, I haven't had bananas in weeks. I used to eat bananas quite regularly.

Why'd you stop? The kids don't want a smoothie in the morning anymore. And so I would buy a big bunch

of bananas and you know, seven of them would go bad. And I'd eat it. That's the ratio you've got

prepared for. Either way, he's eating like two bananas in a day every day. Yeah, they really

should sell bunches of bananas that are like not all the same age. Yes, like they should have

some going bad the day you buy them and then some are like bright green. Oh yeah, bright green.

And then all of a sudden, yeah, like dots on it. What's your favorite? This was a hot topic

before Twitter went bad. Where do you get? Where do you stand on the banana gradient?

Where do I like it? I like it just after the green is just disappeared. So it's like a fresh yellow.

No black? No, no. I once that happens, then they're on the journey to banana bread country.

What just a flick of black? Maybe a flag is okay, but I don't want to see any dots on there.

No, thank you very much. You're I mean, you're absolutely insane.

The real princess. When they're when they're green, yeah, and they like you open them in

their green and they're like they stay on your teeth for six days. No, I don't want green.

I want just fresh, but I know fresh fresh yellow too close to green.

Well, I'll take them up until they are completely black. I'll take them from a little

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