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Just filling out quizzes to figure out what kind of mattress is right for me.

Really?

In the market?

Yeah, dude, ours fucking sucks.

It was great when we bought it, but just like we've been sleeping on it for a decade.

Needs to be new.

I mean, it's not even a decade.

Really.

Although, you know, as I'm going through, it seems like seven years is a average time for

people to swap out mattresses.

It hasn't been seven years.

It's been longer than that.

But I'm just saying that on these websites, it looks like seven years is a reasonable

expectation.

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