Episode 761 - Zuckerberg’s Depressing Metaverse

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

News, Entertainment News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2022

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Facebook's Metaverse looks awful, a legendary little person has passed away, it's impossible to live in Las Vegas without turning into a degenerate, and Tom Brady's first move in retirement is to make a movie about how awesome he is.

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0:00.0	Oh ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross, new Patterson Revolution!
0:16.0	Ross you by Ghostbite.com
0:24.0	I was worried, James.
0:26.0	About what?
0:27.0	I was worried.
0:28.0	I knew this day would come eventually.
0:31.0	And this is exactly what we ask for.
0:34.0	We have weak leadership, James.
0:37.0	It's exactly what we ask for.
0:40.0	Hot girls are getting arrested.
0:42.0	And it's unfair.
0:44.0	God damn unfair, James!
0:46.0	There's nothing in this world that upsets me more when hot girls are getting arrested.
0:52.0	When supermodels die and porn stars die, it's a dark dark day for Americans.
0:57.0	I think we should almost maybe consider putting the flag at half-staff.
1:03.0	Was she white?
1:06.0	Yes.
1:07.0	All of those.
1:08.0	All of those.
1:10.0	We do look alike.
1:12.0	Pop up the photo of her.
1:15.0	We don't.
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