Episode 76: The Rabbit in the Tailpipe

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All Things Comedy

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4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2017

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

In the first actual episode of 2017, Danish and O'Neill unleash some serious audio ass whippery. Right off the bat, we learn that O'Neill's mother isn't a snitch. We also learn that Australians don't call farts "farts". Danish goes over his flawless holiday vacation, leaving no detail unturned. After that, we put our investigative reporting hats on to expose people scamming the support animal industry. O'Neill details a NYE wedding he attended that was full of horses. Danish tells a tale that proves his old man has been holding out when it comes to unbelievable animal tales. O'Neill recommends a film. Danish discusses a potentially nefarious story that could involve GSP (allegedly). There's some VERY brief NFL talk. We get into what happened to Ronda Rousey in her last fight. O'Neill reads some classy fan emails. There's even some post show Steven Seagal talk. What else do you want? Nothing. Well, maybe a 2017 horse calendar. But hey, you can't always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, well you might find. You get what you need. Toodles, poodles.

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0:00.0	Danish Nolile
0:07.0	O'Neill.
0:10.0	Yeah. I was Danish. Yeah
0:15.0	I was Danish
0:19.0	I was so dear
0:22.0	so I can tell you
0:22.0	so I can tell you how they both feel
0:28.0	It's a free podcast
0:30.0	So it's a fucking good deal.
0:35.0	They call it Danish.
0:39.0	Danish and Monier.
0:54.0	Danish. Daniel. Gator Shannoni. Shannon. Gated Shannon.
0:57.0	Gator Shannoni.
0:58.0	Gator Shannoni. me
1:02.0	of the
1:10.0	of me of me of episode
1:11.0	episode 76 here we go and technically the first
1:17.6	podcast that we've done in 2017 so happy new year yeah happy new year it Yeah, happy new year. It's all very confusing. We pre-recorded one where we were saying it was the new year which it was not. We lied to and we feel terrible about it. So now we're back in the kind of the present
1:34.0	because we're pre-recording this on Sunday night but we are in the present.
1:38.4	We're in 2017 and it feels pretty fucking good. Hope everyone's 2017 is going well. Happy New Year to everybody.
1:45.0	Uh, 2016's in the books. 17's fresh. Oh, by the way, so, uh, so my mom's neighbor because I was dog sitting over the Christmas break and I dropped the dog that I was sitting over at my mom's house.
2:01.5	Because Mickey. I went somewhere New Year's Eve and I picked up a New Year's morning.
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