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🗓️ 24 January 2017
⏱️ 2 minutes
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0:00.0 | When we last left our heroes, they were face to face with Mussolini and his Italian. |
0:06.0 | Ah shit, let me try that again. |
0:09.0 | Just so happens that there is a very big fan of Capone Speakeasy who lives right here in DC and is a chemist if you'd like to drop in on him. |
0:19.6 | You let's check him out. |
0:20.4 | Let's read out to our ally. |
0:21.6 | Ah, you know what? |
0:23.0 | Thank you, Capone lads for coming to me. |
0:26.0 | I'm horrified to say that Matthew is correct. |
0:28.8 | The substance they are putting in the pizzas is a chemical called fluoride. |
0:32.8 | As you may or may not be aware, |
0:34.4 | fluoride is a poison used by the Global S |
0:37.2 | to emasculate men by increasing their estrogen levels |
0:39.9 | and sapping them of vital bodily fluids. |
0:42.0 | These are of course the same global S who in |
0:44.5 | Hollywood are doing an all female remake of fatty Arbuckle meets those |
0:48.5 | Baratu even though that movie was perfect the first time and this movie will not be canon in the Arbuckle methods |
0:56.4 | I think you have enough information where you can kind of piece things together. Yeah, okay |
1:01.1 | How do I do that? A head, a comet passes through the sky and the man in the rope starts laughing uncontrollably. |
1:10.0 | Saying yes, yes, it's finally happened. |
1:13.0 | Eight hundred years, it's happened. |
1:15.0 | In the center of the room, right in front of the platform. |
1:20.0 | It appears like a dark hole like a black hole, but then a form emerges from it. |
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