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A victory life.

Ladies and gentlemen, we've called this press conference today here to address Operation

Booty Meat, a long-going, long-enduring joint venture between the DEA and the ATF to bring

down none other than

Minister Merokan known to have ties to the Mishima Zibatsu and Shattalu organization as

well as umbrella bioterrorism.

Now here he is to make a statement before his impending arrest, which could likely be any day

now.

My brothers and sisters,

I am being falsely accused,

slandered,

libeled, labeled,

flipped, flopped, flapped,

in every direction by lies,

salacious, salivious, lascivious, lascivious, quantavious lies.

Where did them $500 I gave yesterday?

My sister, my African sister, listen to me, my Dominican African sister, the $500 that you have donated to Minister Merrill School for Children of Africa and Dominican Africans and Africans all over the world and the development of pan childrenism

is safe and sound in my checking account. It's gaining interest. 025%.

You cannot open a school with a mere $700,000.

Excuse me.

If I may interject, this is Myron from a reporter for the Daily Dickhead here.

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