Episode 76: Jawels

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2020

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Ms. Pat has teams positioned around the country and ready to pick up goods off of Facebook Marketplace. She has DIY'd almost all of the house. Her community Facebook group got a little racist and her neighbors whoop'd some ass. She shares a false alarm regarding a shark. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's white boy Chris.
0:01.2	If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh,
0:02.8	then join our Patreon and support us.
0:04.5	Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit,
0:08.0	Miss Pat's autobiography.
0:09.4	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon
0:12.2	and while you're there, join our Facebook group.
0:13.9	I'm pissed to fuck out.
0:15.3	Oh.
0:16.3	Hey, man, fuck on me.
0:18.3	Because I said the jowls are my vagina, you guys.
0:21.3	Okay.
0:22.3	Stop laughing, you little.
0:24.3	Yeah, don't.
0:25.3	Stay tuned after the music, fuck them.
0:28.1	You better get up, get out and swim into this podcast.
0:35.1	Get spats, spit the trills, spit the real fat.
0:38.1	Hustle butt, the other classiest at the same time.
0:41.1	Packed up the flavor, these are not your same lies.
0:44.1	That's the politics, she been on a real bruh.
0:47.1	It could be pretty, but other at the same time.
0:50.1	Just don't input your life on the spin down.
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