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Heartland Radio: Presented by The Pat McAfee Show

Episode 76: Illegal Head Orgasm

Heartland Radio: Presented by The Pat McAfee Show

Barstool Sports

Comedy

56.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2018

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

The Heartland Crew sit down to discuss their booze filled weekends. The guys discuss galactic trash, memes, and minor bestiality. Test your knowledge with Fact or Fiction and find out what's hiding our phones.

This episode features @toddmccomas, @tacticaldigs, @nickmaraldo, @thejeffvibbert, @shaunlatham, and @jourdynberry.

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0:00.0

It's your work day, okay?

0:02.6

He's got to do some weed eating, some mowing. I'll be honest. Todd. It's not the greatest weed whacker

0:07.5

I've used in my life. Oh, shots fired on your weed out on your weed whacker. It's electric so

0:12.2

Maybe we should I would talk about it. Oh, we're talking about oh, yeah, we're talking about it

0:16.8

It is indeed a pleasure to have this privilege to play here for you

0:20.4

We are we intend to give you a very fine program

0:23.9

So just settle back relax and enjoy the moment moment moment

0:31.0

Here we go welcome to heartland radio

0:36.2

Everybody's here. I'm here. Vibs here Diggs is here. Nipnato's here Sean late. Them's here Jordan. Fairy is here

0:43.6

How the fuck was everybody's weekend? I you know what go ahead Sean you go go Jordan you go

0:50.0

I just want to say that the weekend is not over yet because we're recording a little bit earlier

0:53.8

So you guys are invited to my pool. Oh

0:55.8

No

0:57.8

Is that because you knew we fucking couldn't come today finally? I didn't know that it's your work day Jordan

1:04.3

Jard work day a nice blanket it invite

1:07.3

Finally a year how long have you worked with that fucking pool since it's only two months? Yeah every time I come to work

1:13.3

Somebody is always that Jordan's pool hanging out always I go I

1:17.0

Did someone forget about me?

1:19.5

Never been invited. Well, no, she knows that we can't fucking do it today

1:23.6

What are the ladies that run brothels? I feel like that's what Jordan is for this pool

1:26.7

I'm mad. I'm mad. I'm just bringing you in the pool today's yard work day

1:31.1

So I'll lay out my weed eater. I'll guess up the mower and I'll get the leaf blower ready prime

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