Thank you, thank you, settlement and dog, honey.

Hey, this is Bert and Doug.

And this is Doug Stanhope and this is Bert.

And we, this is the beginning of a two-part podcast,

we will look at three parts.

I don't know how long we talked.

Wait, it's a two-parter.

Probably an hour and a half and an hour and a half.

Yeah, it gets progressively drunker.

So the best way to listen to this podcast is like house of cards all at once.

But start drinking when we start drinking at the beginning.

And you'll be right with us by the end.

Start with champagne, then go over to beer and vodka.

Yeah, I went, I went to beer and by the way, I loathed Heineken.

Really?

Yeah, I'd rather not drink the drink Heineken, but I was there.

I was, I'm fucking a big Heineken fan.

So we started with champagne, I went to Heineken, Doug went to vodka.

We stopped to go get cigarettes.

That's the part you're missing.

That's, that's the end of part one, as far as we know.

Yeah.

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