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Someone was asking in the chat room if you had the intro is memorized. Not the sponsor parts, but the, you know, little ramble thing in the beginning that describes a show?

Um, more or less.

Like, do you, but you have the text in front of you when you're saying it?

Sometimes.

Sometimes.

Sometimes. I think you could do it now without anything.

Well, I mean, we've been doing this is the 76th episodes, so I've done it 76 times.

How many times they say you need to do something to me isn't it? episodes so I've done it 76 times.

How many times they say you need to do something to me?

Isn't it 88 times or is that, am I confusing that with Back to the Future?

You might be confusing.

88 miles.

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